If you live in New York, you’ve surely seen the “Shit New Yorkers Say” video which seems to be doing the rounds this week. Being a mystical-phile, I must admit that “Shit New Age Girls Say” was a comical second treat this week. It wasn’t until today, that I happened to bump into the most niche of the “Shit Says” series… “Shit Abuela’s Say”. Lordy, this brings it all back. Here’s something only a Cuban can understand — the benevolent smart-ass Cuban grandma. God Bless them all!
Oh my god! My mother says ALL of these things! One day I’m too fat, the next I’m too skinny. One day I need to get married, the next Men are no good. And always I need to eat something.